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17 April 2014|

Our measurable, emerging, established and well-defined fairness adds value, while we continue to work tirelessly and diligently to adequately re-imagine client needs. A phased innovation interacts with perspectives and, as a result, the multi-channel trigger event adds value and enables the team players taking advantage of the efficient mindsets. We are working hard to swiftly visualize our non-linear accountability; nevertheless, our organization will proactively go the extra mile to build end-to-end initiatives.

Ai inteles ceva? Daca raspunsul e “da”, you’re doomed. Ai mai avea o sansa infima doar daca ai fugi in secunda asta intr-o padure, de unde sa revii printre oamenii normali abia dupa ce uiti sensul cuvantului “powerpoint”.
Daca raspunsul e “nu”, esti ok. Ma gandesc, totusi, ca iti suna familiar, mai ales daca ai avut vreodata vreo legatura, fie si pe departe, cu mediul corporatist. Uite, daca se intampla sa ai de facut intr-o zi un raport sau o prezentare (eu nu-ti doresc raul, da’ nu stii niciodata ce se poate intampla), ai la dispozitie un Corporate Bullshit Generator pe care il poti folosi linisit. N-o sa-si dea nimeni seama ca frazele sunt produse de un soft, sunt exact – da’ exact! – la fel de pline de substanta ca si alea care circula in mod obisnuit prin birouri.